Try to imagine the biggest cup of water you've ever seen. Now tell me where I can find it. Don't ask questions just do it.
My tag is: whispers from the scrapheap
Velvette: Alright! *drops a container on the table* I went to fuckin cannibal town and got ya fuckin nasty ass mystery meat, which might I mention, not fun, at all, horrible really.
Alastor: Your work is greatly appreciated my dear! *opens the container using his shadows to eat his lunch*
Velvette: Ugh… nasty. Well, I held up my end of the bargain. Now it’s your turn.
-Later-
Vox: *Wandering into and around velvettes studio* Vel! Where the fuck is my tablet!?
Velvette: How the fuck would I know!?!
Alastor: One can’t possibly fathom how he hasn’t lost his head…
Velvette: Oh he has, Repeatedly.
Vox: Did you fuckin you take Alastor again??? What are you two doing back- hooooo… whaaat are you doing??? Are those scissors???
Velvette: He was complainin about lunch, so I bribed him into a haircut with food.
Alastor: HaHA! As I recall it was you who begged me into this.
Velvette: Don’t care. Your an insult to the hair community. I was just doin my civic duty~
Alastor: PARDON??? Civic-
Velvette: -DONE! *spins alastor around* Vox, whuddya think?-Yes?-no? If you give me a compliment sandwich I will gut you.
Alastor: *Glancing in the mirror* Oh please! it’s nothing to rave home about. Hell! This is the exactly how I used to style it when I was alive!
BANG!
Vox: ………………………..*Headlessly thumps to the floor*…………………….……….
Velvette: HOLYFUCKINSHIT!!!! HIS HEAD FUCKIN POPPED!!!! IS HE DEAD!?!?!!! HES NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE! THERES NORMALLY A WARNING!! WHIZZING OR POPPING OR SOME SHIT! WHERES HIS FUCKIN HEAD!?!?????
Alastor: Why so surprised?~ You’re the one who said he lost his head repeatedly.
As a stylist, it is my dearest dream to rid him of the fuck ass Bob (formerly the Karen cut)
I love seeing content of Vox’s TV head doing shit like this. This is inspired off of the art of him having a Voxtek dvd logo float around hitting the sides of his screen as he slept. Absolute cinema
